Every
one of us sexually active guys has been there, you have a
date this weekend and you need to find the best condom.
You are sure you need to be safe, just not sure
which condom to choose or for that matter what brand or
even what type?
So
there you are, standing at the pharmacy shelf staring in
total disbelief. How can there be so many condoms? It's
just a penis not a rocket ship! So why do I need a
Supra sonic, chrome plated, spring action, ribbed and
dotted, space age polymer, silicone lubed, flared and
tapered, enhanced warming super flavored condom toy? What
the heck? So you grab the closest box of condoms and run
out the door. If you were smart enough to pay for them you
probably got that funny stare at the checkout too.
You
get home just to find that the condoms you bought don't
even fit right and probably smell funny too. But rather
than go through the hassle of returning them, you just
throw them in your nightstand drawer. These were definitely
not the best condoms for you!
Let's
see if we can help you with the process of finding the best
condoms for you.
Store
bought VS Online shopping
Sure
you can stand in the store and try reading every box of
condoms they sell to determine the best condoms to buy.
But wouldn't it be easier to first go online and read up
on all the different condoms available? You can take your
time and research thoroughly all the different condom
sizes and shapes. Once you find the best condom to
buy then go to the store or better yet buy it online. Most
online condom stores offer free shipping and some even give you
free condoms at checkout just for shopping with them.
What
type of condom best suits your needs?
This
is the most important question as need is more important
than want when choosing a condom. You might want all the
bells and whistles but you may need a larger
condom or a smaller condom
or if you are allergic to latex you will need a non-latex
condom material like Polyurethane or Polyisoprene. You
need to know if your partner is allergic to latex as well
and if you don't know you might want to be safe and go
with a non-latex condom to start. There's nothing worse
than giving a new girlfriend a latex allergic reaction the
first time you hook up.
What
type of condom best suits your wants?
Now
comes the tricky part. Looking for the truly best condom
to suite your wants. Here are a few points to
consider when searching for the best condom for you.
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Do
you want to please her or are you just into it for
yourself. There are many condoms designed for Her
pleasure or Mutual pleasure and even condoms made for
your own pleasure (textured on the inside)
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Condom
Brands? Do you have a specific brand you just have
to have? There are many, many condom
brands on the market, each with their own niche or
claim to fame. You might feel safe with a trusted
brand name but just remember all of the condoms sold
in the US are FDA approved and must meet strict
Federal standards. You will definitely save money on
an off brand condom, just make sure they are not
marked "NOVELTY USE ONLY" these are not
meant for protection.
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Condom
Styles? There are so many different styles of
condoms to choose from you almost need a degree in
engineering to figure them out. Here is the basic
breakdown of condom styles to choose from when
searching for the best condom.
a) Thin or Sensitive
- condoms that feel like they're not even there.
b) Stronger condom -
Stronger condoms sometimes means thicker but not
always. Some thin condoms claim
to be stronger than average condoms.
c) Textured condoms - A
sure fire way to get her attention but remember not
every woman is into speed bumps.
d) Flavored condoms
- If you plan on starting the evening with oral
sex, a flavored condom might be the ticket for
you. Even if you just want to experiment with your
partner, try adding some spice with a mint or vanilla flavored
condom.
e) colored condoms -
Colored condoms are the perfect choice for black tie
affairs or go green on St. Patty's Day. There are
even Red White and Blue condoms for those patriotic
nights. RipnRoll.com carries 10 different colors of condoms
as well as those funny glow in the dark
condoms.
f) non-lubed condoms
- Non lubed condoms are used for many things like Microphone covers, gun covers and ultrasound
machines. Non-lubed condoms also go good with warming
or flavored lubricants for a spicy night of safe oral
fun.
g) Desensitizing
condoms - These condoms help men last longer
by delaying climax. A great condom if you are a short
sprinter but not so much if you have no problem with
timing as these condoms tend to make your unit go numb.
h) New shapes
- Spring action, minimalist design, Spiral shapes,
Pleasure pouches, even Dolphin shaped condoms. A must try for
the serious condom connoisseur.
i) Vibrating condoms -
Vibrating condom rings are not actually condoms but
they can be used with your best condoms to enhance
pleasure for her and help you last longer as well.
Another must have in the best condom search.
Too
many choices!
If,
after all of your research and investigating is done you
are still confused as to which condom is best for you,
it's time to try out some condom
samplers or assortments. Not all walk in stores offer
these condom assortments so it is best to look online for
these. America's Condom
Superstore has the largest selection of condom
assortments available online. With condom samplers you can
experiment with the different condom styles to find the
condom that best suits you. Once you find your perfect
condom you can buy that brand solely in the future.
Now
you're Ready!
You
have finally found the best condom to get the job done and
it is almost time for your Soldier to head into heated
battle. You need to remember a few more things to keep you
safe in the sheets.
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Don't
store condoms in a glove box or in your wallet,
condoms hate heat! Also, don't use condoms past the
expiration date and don't open condoms with your
teeth. Keep them handy in your nightstand. For nights
away, it is ok to keep condoms in your pocket for a
day or so but no longer as condoms hate heat!
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If
you're using a Latex condom, don't
use oil-based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby
oil, Vaseline®
or
cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the
Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible
lubricants with Latex condoms. If you must use oil
based lubricants use polyurethane
condoms, these are safe to use with oil.
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Timing
is everything. Make sure you're fully aroused before
you try to put on the condom. It's a good idea to be
kneeling or standing while putting on a condom as this
helps maintain blood flow
and your erection. If you're using a flavored or
non-latex condom
and she's in a playful mood, you can have her apply
the condom with her mouth to really get the action
started. Don't try this with standard condoms unless
she likes the taste of oily rubber.
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When
it's go time, start slow. See how shallow and slow you
can go before she pulls you all in. This will give you
both a chance to actually feel something before you go
crazy and the anticipation will drive her wild as
well.
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If
at any time during battle your Soldier is ambushed
(the condom breaks or comes off), stop immediately and
pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new condom.
If the condom comes off make sure you find it, if it's
no where to be found it is most like still inside your
partner and she will need to take five to take care of
this situation.
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After
your Soldier has won his battle (after intercourse),
you should hold the condom at the base and pull out
slowly. This should be done while your Soldier is
still at attention.
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Throw
away the used condom in the trash, not the toilet. If
you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you
some day. Trust me, the last thing you want plugging
your plumbing is used
condoms!
In
Closing.
Condoms
have evolved substantially over the last 10 years and
surely there is a perfect condom for everyone. As long as
you take the time to experiment and have fun with it you
should have no problem finding the best condom for you. If
you just don't care and just want to try some of the best
condoms without all the fuss, we would highly recommend
trying the Best of the Best
condom sampler from America's Condom Superstore. It
has some of the best condoms on the market voted on by
customers and National magazines.
Stay
Safe and let the good times roll!
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