Limited Release, while supplies last
Don't settle for cheesy knock-offs, these are the "Original Donald Trump Condoms"
Now that Donald Trump is our new President, many Americans will agree that "This Thing is Huge!"
Since the beginning of his run for President, even when the Republican race was full of so many choices, Trump was the one candidate making "HUGE" waves and promising "tremendous" things for this country.
Well, in honor of our 2016's political race, we here at Rip n Roll have come up with condoms that we think will trump all others BIGLY when it comes to showing your patriotism and staying protected. Rip n Roll CEO William Haney commented that "These things are HUGE! well, not really, they are actually on the small side but we think they are super, no really, these really are tremendous, and I mean that."
Don't be a loser, buy these condoms use them and you too can "overcomb" your sexual fears.
These Huge condoms will create A WALL, a barrier, of protection to keep you safe from pregnancy and diseases.
Just Added - Slick Willy Condoms - Protection from Whistleblowers
"At least Willy KNEW who his Whistleblower was"
FDA approved for pregnancy and disease prevention. Each condom has a 5 year shelf life.
In Stock ready to ship the day your order is placed - A Rip n Roll Exclusive
**Political Condoms are a satirical / parody product and is in no way affiliated with any Politicians.
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