We've been in the condom business since 1996; Rip N Roll was actually one of the first internet retailers with a shopping cart, so yes we've been around for a while. For over two decades we have seen hundreds of condoms come and go and we've seen some pretty interesting condom names as well. Some notable condom names from the past were The Inspiral, The Speedstrip, Latex Louies and The PleasureMax just to name a few. With so many new condoms emerging every year we thought it would be fun to put together a list of the Best Condom Names.
The name a manufacturer gives to it's product is key to it's Branding, Marketing and how well it will be received in the market. After all, who would want to buy a condom named "The Popper" or "Burst of Joy" get my point? Below are the best condom names as of 2019 (at least the ones we think are the best) Obviously this list is subjective and if you have a favorite, shoot us an email and tell us your favorite name. firstname.lastname@example.org
The name says it all! One of the best condom names we have come across yet. If you're looking for a larger condom this name would definitely catch your eye. The Legend condom by ONE is indeed ONE of our favorites.
This name has been around for years but it still gets a great laugh to this day when someone hears the name "snugger fit" for the first time. Although it may not be our first choice to name a smaller condom, it definitely works. Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms have been around for decades and it is still one of our best selling condoms to this day.
This condom name is a clever double entendre. When we ask different people what comes to mind when they hear Cocktail Club Condoms, some think of fun happy hour drinks while others have dirtier minds and think of a club full of cocks lol. Either way the Cocktail Club condoms from Lifestyle SKYN are our favorite flavored condoms, as well as having a great name.
This one is a favorite of ours for obvious reasons. The Intergalactic Prophylactic has been voted the best named condom in several different galaxies. These FDA approved condoms will cover your light saber in any heated battle.
When looking at condoms on the shelf, you can't help but think The Invisible condom is going to feel like nothing is there. Although you wouldn't want the condom to Ghost on you and your partner, the Invisible condom by Durex is another good condom name.
OK guys, when you really need to impress her, just leave a box of MEGA BIG BOY condoms on your nightstand. What a great name for an extra large condom. These condoms are relatively new to the market but creating quite a buzz obviously in part due to the name.
In Hinduism and Buddhism, nirvana is the highest state that someone can attain, a state of enlightenment, meaning a person's individual desires and suffering go away. ... On the other hand, if you're a Buddhist monk, you're probably not using condoms. The name is pretty good but the packaging is great! We've always said Trojan is a better marketing company than they are a condom manufacturer. Nirvana condoms by Trojan just squeak in our list of the best condom names
When you think of good sex, the words "Pure Ecstasy" might come to mind. But when you think of condoms pure ecstasy is not something that comes to mind unless your Trojan and you put the two together. This condom name is pure brilliance, one of the best in our opinion. Trojan Pure Ecstasy condoms seem to deliver in the bedroom just as well as they look on the shelves according to great reviews.
Black ice, sometimes called clear ice, is a thin coating of glaze ice on a surface, especially on roads. The ice itself is not black, but visually transparent and some of the slickest stuff around. When you see Black Ice condoms the first thing that comes to our mind is slippery, slick, thin fun. Not the best name, but a pretty good one nonetheless.
These ASSCAR Condoms are sure to crack up anyone who sees them. This is more of a fun name than anything else so we thought we would end the list with a zinger. Do you know someone who needs these, sometimes you just need to let them know. FDA Approved for disease and pregnancy prevention.
If you have any condoms you think should be on the list, let us know. These may not be the best names of all time, but they are pretty good names for the year 2019.
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